Posted by GuinnessGuy(poolboy) at balkamp.com on February 26, 2003 at 09:45:17:
In Reply to: POLL: Wednesday Wake-Up Call posted by BChrist on February 26, 2003 at 09:00:08:
: Knock...Knock
--fucker off!
: 1) What phrase/saying would you put on a Welcome Mat (doormat)?
--hmm...fuck off!
: 2) Happy Birthday: Did you know Johnny Cash is 71 today?
--Making country music cool...alright, maybe that was a bit much.
: 3) Childhood Games: Spin-The-Bottle or Kick-The-Can?
--Doctor! Fuck your dumb ass games!
: 4) Dream Car (Automobile) is?
--Something with a BIG backseat!
: 5) Someone tells you "trust me", you think...
--Last time I heard that I took a mouthful of man-juice...kidding....
: 6) Play-Doh or Silly Putty?
--Silly Putty...you could chew it...
: 7) Have you ever fallen asleep in school?
--Lots of times.
: 8) Do you ask for directions when you are lost?
--Not often I am a male after all.
: 9) Which of the five senses is most important to you?
--Today it would be smell...because I can't fucking breathe!
: 10) You're swimming in ocean and come face-to-face with a shark. Assuming it understands you, what do you tell the shark?
--Go for the rump...it's delicious!