Oh goodie, just what we need, a morning poll

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: : Knock...Knock : who's there, get, get who, get your ass inside and shut the fucking door it is snowing out and i'm freezing standing here naked : : 1) What phrase/saying would you put on a Welcome Mat (doormat)? : DO NOT STEP HERE : TRAP DOOR BELOW : WATCH OUT FOR THE ALLIGATORS : GET YOUR GROSS FEET OFF OF ME : GREAT VIEW, PINK IS A GOOD COLOR ON YOU : : 2) Happy Birthday: Did you know Johnny Cash is 71 today? : well, happy birthday my good man, my birthday is in 8 days : : 3) Childhood Games: Spin-The-Bottle or Kick-The-Can? : i did play spud, like someone else mentioned; also run around with a big stick and pretend to be cheetarah while my brothers were liono and tigra, my twin sister was too good for us to be a thundercat; she only played when we played voltron and of course she was princess alura, go figure, the prissy bitch.. : : 4) Dream Car (Automobile) is? : something other than my little ford aspire with 135000 miles on it, but it does have a kick ass new bumper sticker on it....hhhhhmmmmmmmm.... : : 5) Someone tells you "trust me", you think... : just stick it up my ass, 'cause i know its shit : : 6) Play-Doh or Silly Putty? : i love the smell of play-doh and glue : : 7) Have you ever fallen asleep in school? : not that i recall : : 8) Do you ask for directions when you are lost? : i use mapquest or i call my friend from my cell phone as i am continuing to drive the wrong way : : 9) Which of the five senses is most important to you? : sight, but then touch : : 10) You're swimming in ocean and come face-to-face with a shark. Assuming it understands you, what do you tell the shark? : do you want a ringding or a twinkie : : thanks folks, see you in the webcam

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