Posted by NJStatuteSection2A170/51 at cache-mtc-ag05.proxy.aol.com on February 26, 2003 at 14:10:40:
In Reply to: you know your life's going to hell when... posted by vilification on February 26, 2003 at 14:05:12:
what you look like. Want to make about 50 nerds faint? Flash your boobies at the camera. You will then see about 5000 "damn i missed it nooooooo" posts
: you resize the screen of your work so that in the left hand corner there is this webcam shot of the freakin stash. and you wait in anticipation for something....anything to happen. you sit there and think, damn i have to piss, but you know what, maybe something is going to happen at the stash today, in the next ten seconds, so you know what....i'm going to just put on a fucking depends and sit in front of my computer and make sure i don't miss a thing.
: i hope this wears off in a day or two, i don't know if i can take it. all i have to say is when i get back to nj after my contract is up out here in snowy west virginia, i'm going to make it a point to go down to the stash and give you all some entertainment on my days off. 'cause fuck, what else do i have to do.
: maybe i'll call the stash and talk dirty to those sexy guys....or i'll wait with baited breath till my package with my new jersey girl bumper stickers get here.
: --goddess monique