Posted by ElfGirl at ras3-99.dial.metalink.net on February 26, 2003 at 16:14:45:
In Reply to: Kevin Smith = Squeezit Bananasniffer nt posted by vilification on February 26, 2003 at 16:08:07:
: : A friend recently sent me this, and though juvenile, I found it funny. Especially because my new name off this test is Fluffy Hamstertush. Fluffy's jealous!
: : Anyway..here it is:
: :
: : > Try this out it will put a smile on your face.
: : >
: : > Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a day.....
: : > No wonder we're so unhappy...
: : > Try out a new name. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you
: : > need some silliness to
: : > break
: : > up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your
: : > new name.
: : >
: : > The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
: : > and the Perilous Plot of
: : > Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone
: : > to assume new names...
: : >
: : > Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
: : > name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty
: : > f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky
: : > k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus
: : > q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit
: : > w = oprah x =! skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
: : >
: : > Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
: : > of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger
: : > e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey
: : > k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster
: : > q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle
: : > w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
: : >
: : > Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
: : > of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush
: : > f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l =
: : > brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns
: : > s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt
: : > x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
: : >
: : > For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
: : > Now when you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the subject.
: : > And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
: : > laugh an average of 4 times a
: : > day. Put more laughter in your life!!