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Posted by crazyjane at webcacheb03a.cache.pol.co.uk on March 17, 2003 at 05:08:49:

In Reply to: OK, an answer or two, but that's all I'm promising posted by Bob301 on March 17, 2003 at 05:05:04:

: : Stop lurking and fill it in!

: : 1) Whats your favourite Irish folk song?
: Drunken Sailor

: : 2) Whats your favourite song by an Irish artist/band (non-folk)
: I'm not a big music buff, I really wouldn't know who came from where.

: : 3) Who's your favourite Irish actor/actress and name the film in which you liked them best?
: Pierce Brosnan, Goldfinger or other suitable Bond flick.

: : 4) Do you know any good Guinness or whiskey cocktails?
: Nope, don't drink much.

: : 5) Tell me an Irish joke

: CONFESSION

: Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt guilty and decided he should stop at the church and confess. He went into the confession booth and told the Father, "Father, I have sinned. I have committed fornication with a lady. Please forgive me." The Father said, "Tell me who the lady was." The lad said he couldn't do that and the Father said he couldn't grant him forgiveness unless he did.
: "Was it Mollie O'Grady ?" asked the Father."
: "No."
: "Was it Rosie Kelly?"
: "No."
: "Was it that red-headed wench Tessie O'Malley?"
: "No."
: "Well then," said the Father, "You'll not be forgiven."

: When the lad met his friend outside the friend asked, "So, did you find forgiveness." "No," said the other, "but I picked up three good prospects!"

: That's not mine, I got it from the link below. I don't know many ethnic jokes.




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