Re: Things to ponder......

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Posted by SilentBobette at adsl-64-218-66-155.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net on March 17, 2003 at 08:08:25:

In Reply to: Things to ponder...... posted by Elorah Dannan on March 17, 2003 at 07:57:49:

: 1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

Probably the calf of the cow.

: 2. Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible?

I wonder this, too- who wants to eat chicken fetuses?

: 9. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

I personally find it embarassing for him to see my underware. Not that I want to turn him on with sexy underware, but I don't want him to see my granny undies, either!

: 10. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

I think Disney says that Goofy isn't a dog-- he's a 'goofy'.

: 11. What do you call male ballerinas?

Gay?

: 12. Why ARE Trix only for kids?

Ever hear the expression, "Trix are for kids, but Kids aren't for tricks"?

: 13. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
: 13a. I Super Geniuses are so smart, why does the obvious always seem to escape them?

Why doesn't he ever try the same thing twice?

: 14. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Testing... at least for me they are.

: 16. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Yes, yes it does.

: 17. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Disney Land, Euro Disney...

: 18. Why do the Alphabet song, and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Don't forget "Baa Baa Black Sheep".

: 19. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

We may never know, since they can't read this question.

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: : 1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"? : Probably the calf of the cow. : : 2. Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible? : I wonder this, too- who wants to eat chicken fetuses? : : 9. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? : I personally find it embarassing for him to see my underware. Not that I want to turn him on with sexy underware, but I don't want him to see my granny undies, either! : : 10. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! : I think Disney says that Goofy isn't a dog-- he's a 'goofy'. : : 11. What do you call male ballerinas? : Gay? : : 12. Why ARE Trix only for kids? : Ever hear the expression, "Trix are for kids, but Kids aren't for tricks"? : : 13. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? : : 13a. I Super Geniuses are so smart, why does the obvious always seem to escape them? : Why doesn't he ever try the same thing twice? : : 14. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? : Testing... at least for me they are. : : 16. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? : Yes, yes it does. : : 17. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? : Disney Land, Euro Disney... : : 18. Why do the Alphabet song, and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? : Don't forget "Baa Baa Black Sheep". : : 19. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? : We may never know, since they can't read this question.

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