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Posted by Nixx_is_a_girl at on March 17, 2003 at 08:54:18:

In Reply to: Things to do if you're bored in Walmart....... posted by Elorah Dannan on March 17, 2003 at 08:15:40:

:My ex used to love doing number 11

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

: 2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

: 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the restrooms.

: 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, Code 3 in housewares, and see what happens.

: 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

: 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

: 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shopper's you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

: 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

: 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

: 10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

: 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

: 12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

: 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'

: 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.

: And last but not least :

: 15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly 'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'.

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