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Posted by Jack Meehoff at bays169-0b01-dhcp143.bu.edu on March 17, 2003 at 22:59:04:

Bush: We are a peaceful nation.
Translation: I will get this country involved in war if I have to cut off my left nut (I always liked the right one better anyway).

Bush: The people of Iraq should be free from tyranny, and we're going to make that happen.
Translation: Fuck the people of Iraq, I want fucking oil. I will kill every last motherfucker if I have to. OIL OIL OIL, LOOK AT MY NOW DADDY!!

Bush: The people of this country want to fight to protect ourselves from weapons of mass destruction.
Translation: No one in this shit ass country wants a war, but I don't give a shit. I do, and I'm the president, so fuck you all.

Bush: Homeland security
Translation: We're going to turn this country into a fucking police state, oh yeah, and you're going to like it.

Bush: Terrorist threat raised to code orange.
Translation: We all here at the white house felt that you people were starting to forget that you're supposed to be afraid all of the time....ALL OF THE TIME. Get the fuck back on your toes. And don't forget, you want to stop worrying...we must go to war.


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