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yes we are going to war. yes an act of terrorism on the united states is almost guranteed to happen. yes american troops will be lost. yes iraqi civilians will be lost. yes, gas prices are getting even higher and yes we are spending billions on this war, that come from our taxes. yes america is in the shits right now. so ive composed a little "positive outlook" guide. feel free to print it out and carry it around with you.
1. Jersey girl and the matrix out in November
2. The end of hearing about saddam hussein!
3. interesting story to tell your grand kids
4. you still got your health (i hope)
5. lollapalooza is back
6. DMX is retiring
7. Clerks SE 10th anniversay dvd is on the way!
8. internet porn is still around
9. the olsen twins are almost legal
10.most likely, at least 1 person loves you :)
11.baboons are not extinct
12.Free will!
13.the simpsons is still going strong
14."change the angle" dvd porn
15.really nice cars
16. no matter how bad you are, there is always someone worse off
17.game boy
18. you have friends
19. you have family
20. masturbation
21. concerts!
22. movies!
23.puppies!
24. womens right to choose
25. NOT getting your hand cut off for stealing an apple
26. AIM
27. this web board, where we can ask kevin smith and vincent questions
28. you can pack up your shit and travel anytime you want!
29. internet shopping!
30. new season of south park starts wednesday
31. freedom of speech and religion
32. toilets that flush themselves
33. vanilla coke
34. daniel dey lewis is back
35. fast food
and of course
36. hash browns