Posted by Awesome Man at cache-ntc-ag04.proxy.aol.com on March 16, 2003 at 04:43:07:
In Reply to: delima for kevin posted by nude pinky playing card on March 16, 2003 at 04:22:15:
: your wife wants to see the new rese witherspoon picture. dont ask why, she just does. its a romantic comedy that runs 2 hours and 30 minutes. its also starring dustin diamond and steven segal. segal and diamond are two gay guys who run a pet store in san fran, and then they both fall in love with reese.
: ok so your wife wants to see that badly. you put up a fight. she says to you "take me to see this movie, or no sex, including oral and manual stimulation for 3 weeks."
: kevin, do you A) spend 20 bucks, the money for cash and your saturday night seeing this picture to please your spouse or do you
: B) give up the sex for 3 weeks and spare yourself the film
bite down on something and sit through it. The 'pleasures' will pay for the two and a half hour misscomfort.
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