Posted by Lightning at adsl-67-114-228-86.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net on March 20, 2003 at 02:39:57:
In Reply to: My suggestion for eliminating Saddam. posted by Jacob_Heineken on March 20, 2003 at 02:34:35:
: Okay, I have two words which would result in this war ending really quickly:
: STEVEN SEAGAL!
: All they need to do is send him into Iraq, and since he is so focused and determined he would find Saddam Hussein in no time and pop one in his ass. That would be sweet! Don't the military realize that ever since Steven Seagal went in and got rid of Osama Bin Laden he is now officially the BEST EVER!!
: Steven would disguise himself as an Arab grapefruit seller and infiltrate his way into Saddam's bedroom when he was asleep, then he would take out Saddam's guards with his ASS-KICKING! Next, he would use stealth to "remove" Saddam, and all the people would say "thanks, Steven Seagal, we didn't like him very much."
: Now shut up and visit my website before I become so excited I soil myself! Believe me, you don't want that.