Posted by 311 at cache-rk04.proxy.aol.com on March 21, 2003 at 23:57:47:
I've suspected my step-brother of screwing my girlfriend.
I went down stairs to get a drink and one of my step-brothers friends came down there. He said there was a girl over upstairs. He said my brother didnt want me to know so i run upstairs and burst open the door.
And theres three fat nasty girls eating cheetohs.
Oh...what a relief.