Posted by BrianWebber at ts009d12.den-co.concentric.net on March 29, 2003 at 15:53:19:
In Reply to: Joke... not that funny, but I'm bored, so THERE! posted by Elmo Machete on March 29, 2003 at 14:12:16:
: What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
: The wheelchair.
: -Elmo
Man: Honey, now that I'm dying I want you to marry Steve.
Wife: Didn't you used to hate Steve?
Man: Still do.