Posted by Oi-now with 38% more PUNK! at c-24-125-56-10.va.client2.attbi.com on March 31, 2003 at 00:42:00:
In Reply to: How many of you have posted by fluffy on March 31, 2003 at 00:35:17:
i have a hamster connected to a windmill with 2 bike tire generators connected to it. as the wheel turns, the hamster gets lighter... the release of pressure gets turned into ambient gas... not pretty smelling, but makes an interesting conversation piece.
so, as the gasses rise, it makes my cat hyper, this hyperactivity is then transformed into gamma rays which shoot out his bum bum! i then hire 3 small children to chase the cat and his bum, catching all the rays in a nylon-mesh basketweave net. this net is then stored at room temperature, where the soothing humming sound given off by the net attracts hermit crabs from Holland... yes Holland. I then sell these crabs into slavery and use the proceeds to pay for my 128 which has been a bit sluggish at times these past couple of days.
so there you have it...
~fin~