Posted by 311 at cache-rm02.proxy.aol.com on March 27, 2003 at 23:19:00:
I see kevin hasnt been able to acess a DSL hooked up computer in a few days and the board seems bored.
A Kevin Smith related poll to keep things on the board Askew as possible.
Best VA Duo
1. Dante/Randal
2. Brodie/TS
3. Banky/Holden
4. Bartleby/Loki
5. Jay/Silent Bob
Best VA Couple
1. Dante/Veronica
2. Dante/Caitlyn Bree
3. Brodie/Rene
4. Ts/Brandi
5. Holden/Allysa
6. Jay/Justice
Best VA catch phrase
1. "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
2. "Here comes Randal he's a berserker!"
3. "Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!"
4. "If i had a dick i'd go get laid"
5. "Looks like someone shit in your cereal...bong!, that was great, come in"
Best VA movie
1. Clerks
2. Mallrats
3. Chasing Amy
4. Dogma
5. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Best VA cast member
1. Affleck
2. Lee
3. Anderson
4. O'Halloran
5. Mewes
6. Smith
7. Walt
8. Damon
9. Mosier
Best VA opening credits
1. Clerks (Dante getting ready)
2. Mallrats (Comic Book covers)
3. Chasing Amy (Articles/B&C)
The End -- Enjoy your night.