Posted by GuinnessGuy(poolboy) at balkamp.com on April 09, 2003 at 15:32:01:
In Reply to: Polltergeist activity posted by bob the rather irate monkey on April 09, 2003 at 15:10:31:
: 1. Have you ever seen a ghost? Details:
--Yes. Something opened a closet door and tossed all the clothes at me. Then it shut the door. My friend had warned me against sleeping upstairs but I did it anyways, it was the last time I stayed at his place. Nobody was in there and nothing was in the closet. The fan also turned on and I told it to "Go back downstairs" It turned the light and fan off, the door opened and then closed. I don't care who doesn't believe me....
: 2. UFO's - extraterrestrials visiting us, or explainable entirely as aircaraft, natural phenomena and observer inebreation?
--To this point explainable local events. Possibility, I think so. I would be shocked if God didn't like to experiment and has other tests running in this big universe.
: 3. What's in Area 51?
--Hanger for experimental aircraft. Or...just there to fuck with everyone.
: 4. Mediums - do they really receive messages from the spirit world, or are they phoneys?
--Phoney....except the lady on Montel...she is the shit!
: 5. Do you feel that somehow loved ones who have died "watch over" you? Do you talk to them?
--I talk to them, I told my friends not to toilet paper heaven until I get there....I think they might watch over, but damn, they watch me jerk it WAY too much.
: 6. Re-incarnation - your views on this please.
--I like the idea, but don't think it happens.
: 7. Your favourite supernatural/horror writer
--None...
: 8. Your favourite supernatural/horror movie
--Exorcist
: 9. What would scare you most - spending the night in an allegedly haunted house, alone, OR walking through a neighbourhood with a high violent crime rate at night?
--High Crime
: 10. I went to see a dental surgeon about my wisdom teeth today. He says if I don't have them removed there's a 20% chance that some point in the future food will get trapped and i'll get an infection and be in great pain. BUT if he removes them there's a 5% chance that he'll sever a nerve and my lips will be numb forever. What should I do?
--Do it.
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: Thanks for wasting your time in this way. Have a good day/evening.