The Emperor's Answers

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: : 1. Do you think in pictures, or words? : Words mean more : : : 2. Do you dream in color? : Technicolor : : : 3. Can you read body language? : Only when a topless woman is dancing in front of me at a nudie bar : : : 4. Do you prefer working alone, or in a group? : All alone : : : 5. Do you enjoy multitasking, or do you prefer one job at a time? : Depends on how many women are dancing in front of me at the nudie bar : : : 6. First song you think of? : "Even The Nights Are Better" by Air Supply Wait, what did I say? : : : 7. Did you hear words or music or both? : Both. WHAT? : : : 8. Most irrational fear? : Dying with my pants down at the nudie bar : : : 9. Do you wish you had a perfect memory? : I never really thought of it. Or maybe I did but since I don't have perfect memory I wouldn't remember too well. : : : 10. Is happiness a choice or an outcome? : Outcome : : : 11. Defining moment in your life, most significant to who you are today? : The hot dancer at the nudie bar that started talking to me when I got there that offered to give me a free lap dance. My first one ever. I fell in love with her. Then I never saw her again. Now I stroll from nudie bar to nudei bar trying to find my one true love in the neon green bikini. Sigh : : : 12. If you could bring back any extinct species, what would it be? : Tyranosaurus Rex. But only if I could control him. : : : 13. If you could rid the world of one invention what would it be? : Pepsi. Because come on, the cola wars have to end. Let's just have peace somewhere in the fucking world. : : : 14. Which would you prefer, the ability to fly, or turn invisible? : Depends on how fast I could fly. Probably turn invisible. : : : 15. Are people basically good, tricked into evil, or Evil, trying to be good? None of the above. People are good with the option for evil. : : : 16. What do you remember most in a memory, emotion, the look, the sounds, the smells? : Ladies, skip to the next question, don't read this. When i eat a taco at taco Bell, I have flashbacks of my ex-girlfriends vag. I want to vomit every time I eat there. Thank god I don't eat there anymore., But that I mean her vag. I still like Taco Bell though. : : : 17. Center of attention, supporting cast, or background vocals? : Center : : 18. How does a habit of yours best reflects your true personality? : My habits are not mine, I merely rent them. Which is why I can't afford to break them. That being said, the only habit I have is being addicted to heroin. And that makes me a little edgy somtimes. : : : 19. Can a place (piece of land, lake, island, etc etc) be good or evil without the influence of people? : Tough one. Don't know. : : : 20. Are emotions spiritual, chemical, or other? : A little of both.

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