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: : 1. Do you think in pictures, or words? : I think in words. I dream in pictures. : : 2. Do you dream in color? : Yup. I dreamt last night I was doing Britney Spears. It was the freaking coolest dream I've ever had. Way graphic. So graphic it woke me up. : : 3. Can you read body language? : Just the middle finger. : : 4. Do you prefer working alone, or in a group? : Alone. I'm a control freak. : : 5. Do you enjoy multitasking, or do you prefer one job at a time? : One reason I like the filmmaking profession is because you do one project at a time, finish it, and move on. I would go ape shit if my profession didn't have a finite objective, like sorting mail. : : 6. First song you think of? : Damn, in my attempt to think of a song title, I thought of about 50 original rap band names. : : 7. Did you hear words or music or both? : I don't know what this means. : : 8. Most irrational fear? : I don't think I have any. All the things I'm afraid of can kill or harm me. Oh, wait. Failure. Is that irrational? : : 9. Do you wish you had a perfect memory? : Sure, then I could have been a physicist. Or one of those assholes that knows everything. Oh, wait... : : 10. Is happiness a choice or an outcome? : I don't know. I've never been happy. : : 11. Defining moment in your life, most significant to who you are today? : When I was born. That started it all. : : 12. If you could bring back any extinct species, what would it be? : Whatever the biggest dinosaur on the planet would be. I would like to see it poop. : : 13. If you could rid the world of one invention what would it be? : Welfare. It goes against natural selection. : : 14. Which would you prefer, the ability to fly, or turn invisible? : If you could fly, people would pay money to see you fly. If you could turn invisible, you could just steal money. I guess I'd fly. It's more legit. : : 15. Are people basically good, tricked into evil, or Evil, trying to be good? : I think people are neutral and what we do makes us good or evil. : : 16. What do you remember most in a memory, emotion, the look, the sounds, the smells? : Nothing. My memory sucks. : : 17. Center of attention, supporting cast, or background vocals? : Whatever it takes to get the job done. : : 18. How does a habit of yours best reflects your true personality? : Can anybody tell me what "spanking it" reflects? : : 19. Can a place (piece of land, lake, island, etc etc) be good or evil without the influence of people? : No. Evil is man's invention. : : 20. Are emotions spiritual, chemical, or other? : Emotions is a creation by Mariah Carey to sell albums. I can hear both the words and the music. : PapaCap : http://mywebpages.comcast.net/cleanairinc/growinghair

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