Posted by DamYankee at 152.135.148.124 on April 09, 2003 at 17:56:46:
In Reply to: THE END IS NEAR poll posted by Kimberlieo on April 09, 2003 at 17:36:41:
: Last day for the earth.... T-4 hours and counting.....What do you do?
Two different scenarios:
End of the World:
1. OD on Viagra and give wife the ride of a lifetime.
2. Have a Guinness.
3. Repeat.
I'm given 4 hours to live:
1. See # 1 above
2. See # 2 above
3. Find the biggest , meanest, richest asshole (most likely a pro sports dork) wait until I have 2 minutes left and tell him off to the extent he feels an urgent need to punch my lights out.
4. Said asshole punhes my lights out.
5. I die.
6. My wife files a wrongful death l;awsuit on his ass.