Posted by Kev Hoffman at 1cust108.tnt1.random-lake.wi.da.uu.net on April 09, 2003 at 21:44:13:
In Reply to: Another question for The Almighty.. posted by Elfy on April 09, 2003 at 21:33:44:
: Dear God,
: In regards to Eden: Why were women punished with pain during childbirth and men only punished to have to toil and labour in the feilds.
ONLY? Honey, men have to put up with you women bitching and moaning about this childbirth shit...I think a little less load is fitting for those fine boys. Be happy that you live longer and are much prettier, and have beautiful eyes, a stunning body, great skin.....and wouldn't mind god asking you out for a drink one night.
:Clearly you should have had some insight that women one day would toil too, thus stricking the former punishment off the records.
Nope. Never thought of that. In fact...that whole image of me thing is false. I, in fact, look like a swirling ball of purple sparklies.
: Besides, I hardly find it "Even Stevens" that women basically lose blood, practically get ripped in two and have unbareable pain for some 20 hours whilst men get blisters and a back ache..easily cured by salves and bandages.
Oh pish-posh...if you don't like it, don't have sex. Problem solved.
: Thank you for your time, you are indeed a busy Messiah.
Well, I like to dedicate at least one night a week to the internet. Indeed one of mankinds greatest achievements. You know they have a whole site about which way people hang their toilet paper? Simply amazing you savage creatures are.
: Elfy
God.