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: : Dante Hicks vs. Willam Black : Which Willam? The "Clerks" Willam would probably just walk away while "Mallrats" Willam would bearhug Dante to his defeat. : : Randal Graves vs. Olaf : Randal's all talk. Olaf would fuck him up, Berserker-style. : : Brodie Bruce vs. LaFours : LaFours. We've seen that Brodie can't fight (he can't be bothered) and LaFours is a big bad-ass. : : TS Quint vs. Mr Svenning : Svenning, hands-down. And I would pay to see him do it too. : : Banky Edwards vs. Hooper LaMont : Neither, they'd end up fucking each other. : : Holden McNeil vs. Bluntman : Holden. The man's got some pent-up rage that he's just waiting to unleash. : : Bartleby vs. Rufus : Bartleby. Rufus would get in a shot or two, but Bartleby would be ruthless. : : Loki vs. Azarel : Loki... the motherfucker KILLS for a living while Azarel is an "artist". : : *Wildcard Round* : : Jay vs. Wildlife Marshall Willenholly : Jay in any battle, because even if Willenholly beat him up, on sheer energy Jay would survive to come out victorious. : : Steve-Dave vs. Vulgar : Vulgar. Steve-Dave is pushy, but he couldn't handle a fucking clown with an agenda. : : Walt vs. Cock Knocker : Walt, due to the pent-up rage factor mentioned above. All those years being pushed around by Steve-Dave would be unleashed on Cock Knocker. Besides, Walt would probably think his actions would impress Steve-Dave and that alone is motivation enough. : : Silent Bob vs. Walt Flannagans Dog : Silent Bob. The boy's too big for that dog to do too much damage. Besides, Bob's got the utility belt. : : !VOTE NOW! : Okay... what do I win?

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