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Posted by Chasing Mallclerks at pcp03365385pcs.benslm01.pa.comcast.net on April 09, 2003 at 01:09:50:

In Reply to: Press is saying Jersey Girl sucks(prod.problems) posted by homepage.mac.com/guerillafilms on April 09, 2003 at 01:02:53:

Et tu, MSN and BeatBox Betty? posted by Kevin

If you can believe it, these two bastions of journalistic integrity have misreported (or flat out lied, depending on how you look at it) about "Jersey Girl" and re-shoots that just don't exist.

Here's their story. My comments below...

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck - Tough Luck

J. Lo and Ben's latest vehicle may be a stinker. Plus, Kirsten Dunst becomes political

by BeatBoxBetty

The scoop on the latest, name-changing film from Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck is that in addition to having an identity crisis, it's just plain bad. Tough Love has had its name changed from Gigli, had its release date pushed back four or five times and had a $5 million rewrite after test audiences were left unimpressed. In fact, the original ending had Ben's character dying, but since audiences hated that, the studio had to re-shoot a new ending.

A quick review of the plot and it's easy to see why folks have freezer burn over this puppy. In a nutshell, Ben plays a lowlife thug named Gigli who kidnaps the mentally retarded brother of a federal prosecutor to save his mobster boss from incarceration. Staked-out in his apartment with his kidnapee, Gigli's soon joined by Ricki (Lopez), a gorgeous lesbian gangster who's sent in to assist. But as time goes by (and your life force drained from you) -- his feelings for Ricki grow, (and she of course, falls for him) and then they become concerned for their prisoner... blah, blah, blah.

Some say the fact that J.Lo and Ben met on set may be the only positive thing to come out of filming, while others claim that too is a sham. I'm betting both go straight to video. But wait, there's more! Reports are also coming in that Ben and Jen's romantic chemistry is zero onscreen. Nada. Zippity-doo-dud. According to the National Enquirer, producers of their other new flick Jersey Girl are desperately rewriting love scenes because test audiences don't get why their characters are even attracted to each other! Price tag for re-shoots? A hefty $3 million. The cost of having Ben and Jen turn up the chemistry meter? Priceless.

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Yeah, use the Enquirer as a source. That's always smart.

I know it's only a gossip piece, but gossip or not, I thought I'd state for the record, that we have not re-shot, nor do we have plans to re-shoot, scenes for "Jersey Girl." Ben and Jen's chemistry in the flick is the exact opposite of zero. I'm not desperately (or even casually) rewriting dick. Both test audiences seemed to get why the two characters were together quite well. And there's no $3 million being spent. There - you now have it from a credible source.

I'd heard they were playing that Enquirer game on Stern the other day and this "Jersey Girl" $3 million re-shoot crap came up as a true story. I assumed (wrongly, I guess) that anyone who really gave a shit knew that it was "Gigli" that had done re-shoots, not "Jersey Girl."

Now I'm seeing this isn't the case.

In her (or his) haste to attack and damn Ben and Jen's relationship in any way possible (because it catches the interest of a news-reading public whose attention would be better spent on the war abroad), MSN's unfortunately named BeatBox Betty has dragged our flick into a spot of mud, alleging problems where there are none. I know she (or he) is only a gossip hound, but I'd ask that, in the future, she (or he) at least try to contact someone involved with a production she (or he) plans to besmirch, rather than lazily take her cues from the likes of a tabloid.

While I'm at it, though, I'd also like to point out that all this "Gigli" stuff is crap too. I've seen the flick with a test screening audience, and I haven't heard laughter like that in a movie theater since "American Pie" (or "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"). And, mind you, the laughter was WITH, not AT, the movie.

Much as I hate to disappoint BeatBox, both movies seem like they're going to do just fine - quite like Ben and Jen's relationship.

Regardless, next time you're writing a story, even if it is for a gossip sheet, how about simply picking up a phone and doing a little research? Just because you've been reduced to the lowest rung on the ladder of journalism (manufacturing news where there really isn't any), it doesn't mean you have to conduct yourself like an asshole, know-nothing.




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