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Posted by MickCollins. at dsl092-165-198.wdc1.dsl.speakeasy.net on April 08, 2003 at 16:04:12:

In Reply to: ~~Let's start this board up with a Trent Poll!~~ posted by Trent Reno on April 08, 2003 at 15:38:06:

: 1) Where the hell did your wwwboard name come from?::

I joined the board while watching the Liam Neeson epic "Michael Collins". And history was made. I was this close to being named "I gotta shit out a pop tart in a few minutes".

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: 2) What's the grosses thing you ever had in your mouth?

A Blod Clot the size of Uzbekistan. I can still taste the copper.

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: 3) When and where was the first time you ever saw live nudity of the opposite sex?

High School, a girl(Which was kinda hot in itself) threw a party and hired a stripper for the dudes to oogle. I am putting aside the various underage and overage chicks I saw naked as a kid.

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: 4)There's a new doll of you! You pull the string and it says...::

Fuck the French comin' straight from DC, Chirac does nothing so he can come suck me.

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: 5) What's the worst roll Ben Affleck ever took on?::

J.Lo's bitch. bwahahahahhahaha. Or Pearl Harbor. Michael Bay makes Bret Ratner look like Michael Mann. Michael Bay could'nt direct a fat chick to a PETA protest.

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: 6) What TV show do you think could make a great 2 hour movie?::

The one with the painting nun. "THe World's Biggest Nun Gangbang". Or Arliss. Because it would give people something to watch during executions that makes them want to die.

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: 7) If you were a WWE wrestler what would your name be?

Stone Cold Fred Savage.

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: 8) What's the greatest music video ever made (or that you can think of right now)?::

Sabotage by the Beastie Boys, even though they are annoying as fuck. Or Weapon of Choice, with Walken dancing. Both by Spike Jonez. Anyone who says "Thriller" is a pedophile. Who would have thought Michael Jackson would end up looking more human in the Thriller video than he does now.

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: 9) Pick the next superhero film to make it to theaters.::

Ghost Rider, because he looks cool.

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: 10) If you could ask God one question, what would it be?::

Can I be the Spectre? Or, could I have 30 more questions? Whats up with the friggin' Muslims? Did Billy Martin have nude pictures of Steinbrenner? Why did Clinton nail that tubby intern? When will the Chicago Cubs win?

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: : 1) Where the hell did your wwwboard name come from?:: : I joined the board while watching the Liam Neeson epic "Michael Collins". And history was made. I was this close to being named "I gotta shit out a pop tart in a few minutes". : : : : 2) What's the grosses thing you ever had in your mouth? : A Blod Clot the size of Uzbekistan. I can still taste the copper. : : : : 3) When and where was the first time you ever saw live nudity of the opposite sex? : High School, a girl(Which was kinda hot in itself) threw a party and hired a stripper for the dudes to oogle. I am putting aside the various underage and overage chicks I saw naked as a kid. : : : : 4)There's a new doll of you! You pull the string and it says...:: : Fuck the French comin' straight from DC, Chirac does nothing so he can come suck me. : : : : 5) What's the worst roll Ben Affleck ever took on?:: : J.Lo's bitch. bwahahahahhahaha. Or Pearl Harbor. Michael Bay makes Bret Ratner look like Michael Mann. Michael Bay could'nt direct a fat chick to a PETA protest. : : : : 6) What TV show do you think could make a great 2 hour movie?:: : The one with the painting nun. "THe World's Biggest Nun Gangbang". Or Arliss. Because it would give people something to watch during executions that makes them want to die. : : : : 7) If you were a WWE wrestler what would your name be? : Stone Cold Fred Savage. : : : : 8) What's the greatest music video ever made (or that you can think of right now)?:: : Sabotage by the Beastie Boys, even though they are annoying as fuck. Or Weapon of Choice, with Walken dancing. Both by Spike Jonez. Anyone who says "Thriller" is a pedophile. Who would have thought Michael Jackson would end up looking more human in the Thriller video than he does now. : : : : : 9) Pick the next superhero film to make it to theaters.:: : Ghost Rider, because he looks cool. : : : : 10) If you could ask God one question, what would it be?:: : Can I be the Spectre? Or, could I have 30 more questions? Whats up with the friggin' Muslims? Did Billy Martin have nude pictures of Steinbrenner? Why did Clinton nail that tubby intern? When will the Chicago Cubs win?

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