Biggest Dicks In Hollywood

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Posted by Dr. Hfuhruhurr at on May 11, 2003 at 19:28:31:

Ok we all know that Ben Still IS the biggest dick in hollywood, but...

...who has the biggest dick in hollywood?

Every year a group in hollywood form a list based off of information from people on the sets of movies - everyone from the stars themselves to costume designers and production assistants. If the make-up girl got a glance at a well known star's member the odds are that it was reported. This information is used to make the H-List or the Hung List of actors in hollywood. Here are some of the known big boys in town.

Woody Harrelson
Willem Dafoe
Wesley Snipes
Warren Beatty
Tom Jones
Steve Martin
Samuel Jackson
Robert Wagner
Robert Redford
Sean Penn
Patrick Stewart
Nicholas Cage
Matt Dillon
Lyle Lovett
Liam Neeson
Kiefer Sutherland
John Schneider
James Caan
Jack Nicholson
George Clooney
Ewan McGregor
Eddie Murphy
Don Johnson
Dolph Lundgren
David Letterman
David Cassidy
Colin Farrell
Bruce Willis
Bob Newhart

And here is a list of stars who do not have it where it counts:

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Brad Pitt
Conan O'Brian
David Spade
John Bon Jovi
Lawrence Taylor
Mark McGrath
Martin Lawrence
Michael Jordan
Michael J. Fox
Paul Newman
Puff Daddy
Sylvester Stallone
Tiger Woods
Tom Cruise
Tom Hanks
Val Kilmer

And the all time names:

Big: Milton Berle
Small: John Wayne

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Anyone you think that should have made a list and didn't? Disagree with any of the names?

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