Posted by ---[Randal]--- at cache2-nrth.server.ntli.net on May 14, 2003 at 16:53:15:
In Reply to: dish it but can't take it, eh? ;) truce! *nt* posted by Susannah on May 14, 2003 at 16:50:53:
: : : : : : : OK, here are the rules:
: : : : : : : 1. All words except one must be monosyllabic. Names are included in this rule. Slang is allowed. Acronyms are allowed, provided that their general use pronunciation is only one syllable.
: : : : : : : 2. Story stanzas must have a theme and not be random attempts at stringing together simple words.
: : : : : : : And so it begins:
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: : : : : : : That Kevin Smith made such a great first flick
: : : : : : : that fans flocked to see, "Scenes of a Dead Man's Dick".
: : : : : : : The snobs thought Smith a fool to make such a foul pic,
: : : : : : : but he proved them wrong, AND got him a hot chick
: : : : : : : to star in his next flick: the tale of a mall.
: : : : : : : A mall where two boys find the means and an end to all
: : : : : : : their male angst, shown best at its height
: : : : : : : when the stink palm comes out to play just for spite.
: : : : : : :
: : : : : : : And I'm spent for now - perhaps I'll be the only freak who enjoys this kind of thing, but I thought it might be a nice change from the polling!