Posted by innerinsanity666 at access.llcoop.org on May 17, 2003 at 16:41:13:
Horoscope (by Astrocenter.com)
You might want to check your alarm clock to be sure it really woke you up this morning, dear Cancer. Your tendency will be to stay in the cocoon of your own little dream world, deep in your own thoughts. Obsessive thoughts, in particular, will try and drown out some more pressing issues from the past that really need dealing with once and for all. "Ring, ring." It's wake-up time
I was awoken today at 12:30, by the telephone ringing, when I answered it...It was an old girlfriend who wanted to talk to me about us getting back together, I of course told her no, but then she said something about fixing what went wrong in our relationship or some other bullshit, I didnt really want to talk to her, but I wanted to be nice, I was trying to explain to her that I am seeing someone else, and just then Amanda came in and took the phone away from me and screamed " Stop calling here you dumb bitch" then she hung up the phone, looked at me (anger in her eyes) and walked away.
I hate horoscopes.