Posted by shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! at 24-205-35-94.gln-eres.charterpipeline.net on May 18, 2003 at 17:11:28:
In Reply to: I have a problem posted by Guy Stokes on May 18, 2003 at 17:08:21:
: I am tired of this bullshit - my dick is only 4 inches long and I'm sick and tired of it...I went to bigpenis.com and it gave me several options,
: 1) There are several penis excercises I can perform but it takes 3 months to see any results whatsoever, at like a half hour a day - and once your dick gets back to normal big size - you have to keep doing them or your dick will shrink
: 2) There are those penis pumps for sale - but I want some goddamn TESTIMONY if i am going to spend 100+ dollars on one!
: I want to go to a bar, find a very ugly woman and give her the best sex of her life at rapid fire pace - like a doberman on coke speed!! Instead I almost break my cock because it keeps popping out like a thanksgiving turkey thermometer and I can't even work the middle and fuck the g-spot! Or if a girl goes down on me, she doesn't choke, gag or EVEN GET STIFLED by my penis - no deep throat, no throat at ALL because my penis can't even go that far!!!! I even SHAVED MY BALLS AND MY ASS - AND NOW THERE IS A SCAR ON MY ASSHOLE BECAUSE I SHAVED TOO CLOSE just to make my penis look bigger so it doesn't get lost inside of a jungle of hair but it's STILL SMALL
: I am HALF OF A MAN AND I AM TIRED OF IT
: I know a lot of you have the same problem - and I'm sure some of you have been able to cope with techniques or perhaps surgery? any testimonials to penis excercises or pumps? if you don't want to post then PM me
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: I am even ashamed to masturbate because my penis is small!
for giving me the laugh of the weekend.