Posted by MrAdvice at pcp02561691pcs.owngsm01.md.comcast.net on May 24, 2003 at 01:56:54:
In Reply to: Make-A-Band poll posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King on May 23, 2003 at 17:32:16:
: 1. What would your style be?
Parliament-Funkadelic meets The Corrs.
: 2. Who would your line up be?
I would sing lead, and 4 stripper-quality chicks would play drums, guitar, bass, keys.
: 3. Where would you like to perform?
Grand Ole Opry.
: 4. What would your name be?
Power To The Pussy.
: 5. What would your first album be called?
Eponymously titled.
: 6. What was your second album be called?
Hit It Again.
: 7. Everyone has a difficult third album. Why was yours difficult?
Intra-band dissension following romantic involvement between drummer and bassist.
: 8. Give yourself three big scandals?
Bassist goes to rehab for booze after multiple DWIs, drummer receives probation for barfight, band banned in Canada after lead singer wears fake cow head during encore of "Mad Love".
: 9. Every band needs a feud/ celeb/ politician to badmouth. Which would you badmouth?
Oh, Eminem, of course. You get publicity on millions of CDs.
: 10. Why did your ficitonal band split up?
Sales of third album were disappointing as record company turned its promotional muscle toward newer, hipper acts. Guitarist/main songwriter wanted to explore a solo career.