Posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King at ppp-0-200.leic-a-1.access.uk.tiscali.com on May 24, 2003 at 11:14:17:
In Reply to: Eurovision Poll posted by RichPullen on May 24, 2003 at 08:46:34:
" That was rubbish and you smell of old tramp hooch. You stink, cant sing and are a fat lump of fat, fatty dumb fat! Now go, away, before I strike thee down, sirrah!"
: 1. Camp classic or celebration of crap?
: A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B... Personally I do not watch it!
: 2. Will Tatu win?
: Depends if there are any dirty perverted judges from all over Europe deciding! If TaTu's track is anything like "Not Gonna Get Us" and "All the Things She Said" It'll be terrible... and in Russian!
: 3. What will it take to end Eurovision?
: Well the first time someone asked that the reply was "when the Roman Empire falls"... and they were wrong! We have to live with it until Hell Freezes Over! But at least it meens little countries like Latvia can actually win something! The United Kingdom's entry is pure 100% Bona fide shit! (in best snagglepuss impression) An embaressment to music even! NIL POI
: 4. What would your Eurovision entry be called?
: Written by: Amanda Hugginkiss
: Artist: RP-Kelly & The Pee-Wee Herman's
: Track: "Why am I Here (Please Shoot me)"
: 5. Terry Wogan- Glib racist or cheeky Irishman?
: Hmmm probably a cheeky Oirishman but I like to think our beloved British tabloids will find something to suggest he is a glib racist or a neo-nazi or a women... whatever
: Peace
: It's things like Eurovision that will keep Simon Cowell in the U.S.A... so I guess every cloud has its silver lining!