Posted by The 1983 Coca-Cola Alias at cache-loh-ad03.proxy.aol.com on May 24, 2003 at 18:46:43:
The Eurovision Song Contest.
The yearly event where the whole of europe hates pop music together... the only people happily watching this horrible, HORRIBLE show are camp males and women bored with there partners.
Imagine my delight when I see a bulletin on the net about the contest
"BRITAIN GET NIL POINTS!"
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
The Great British entry was a joke I heard on the radio on the way back from college (it wasn't my radio to change... I was passenger!)... fucking awful! It's the sort of music that makes everyone on this board love the music of Avril Lavigne... It's sooooo bad!
World Peace could be made reality if the deciding question in the room was "IS THIS SONG SHIT?" its has simple as that!
I apologise for wasting message board members time but this is a moment where I honestly think Britain will now say... "Alright ok we're not the fucking bomb in music, lets get the fuck outta here, and never do it again!"
Fuck Eurovision fuck it up there stupid assess