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Posted by PrettyLittleDutchGirl at 03-054.049.popsite.net on May 26, 2003 at 01:23:09:

A little over a year ago, Kevin Hoffman hit the nail on the head with this definition:

"EMBRYPOTZEBRA: noun: 14 year old kid whom has no friends, is molested by his 80 year old grandma and seeks refuge from this world by making fun of people whom post messages on VIEW ASKEW message board. "

Except for the fact the small punk just turned 23 on April Fools day.

Now, at that age, one would wonder why he is so involved with Star Wars. I mean, taking it seriously and questioning the religious basis of certain plotlines.

Then, we dig into his history. Not too much to find but we see that last spring, our young, resident scrotum lived in Ft. Meade, Florida. Whilst there, he had a slight interest in antiques and golf and thought about becoming a Realtor. May 28th of last year found the young lad on vacation in Atlantic Beach, Florida where he used his free dial-up minutes to once again wreak havoc on the view askew board. Why he wasn't down at the beach or at a club, I'll never know.

Next, the wannabe bad-guy decided to move to Pennsylvania in the late fall for reasons known only to him. For a short time, he stayed with what could possibly be a relative named Barbara Murphy who just LOVES Trolley buns!! Also whilest there, I get the name David Archer with an email address of DArcher.rm@yahoo.com as well as an AOL email address of RainDogToo@AOL.com.

After this, the loser settled down in Philadelphia, close to Drexel Hill and became a member of the Holme Circle Fellowship which is a Calvary Chapel Fellowship.

Something odd that came up while researching was the name Chuck Hall, who works for Crowley Maritime Corporation. Now, I don't know if that's him or not but he's somehow connected.

Now, obviously, whether this info is right (which i'm 99% certain that at least 75% of it is correct) or not, he'll probably deny it. Just remember that we have your number and personally, I will not even blink twice before I take action. 8P

So, the moral of the story is: if he gets out of line, Let's email everyone he knows! 8*

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I don't even know you... Karla 08:56:49 5/26/03 (0)
Re: EmbryPotZebra Rnswithscissors 05:10:26 5/26/03 (3)
- Oh scroll down..Karl..a ! *nt* fluffy 05:28:41 5/26/03 (2)
  - Ming did it! It's gone! *nT* fluffy 05:32:10 5/26/03 (1)
    - Re: aaaahhhh makes sense now LOL Rnswithscissors 06:16:17 5/26/03 (0)
I am a pretty little dutch girl, pretty as pretty Heatherondo.. 04:23:50 5/26/03 (2)
- Re: I am a pretty little dutch girl, pretty as pre Rnswithscissors 04:59:32 5/26/03 (1)
  - You are such a freak baby. nt Heatherondo.. 05:04:24 5/26/03 (0)
Since he's been banned fluffy 02:03:43 5/26/03 (2)
- Re: Since he's been banned PrettyLittleDutchGirl 03:47:12 5/26/03 (1)
  - Since I've been here this is the only name *nT* fluffy 04:06:49 5/26/03 (0)
I love you. Kev Hoffman 01:33:27 5/26/03 (1)
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: A little over a year ago, Kevin Hoffman hit the nail on the head with this definition: : "EMBRYPOTZEBRA: noun: 14 year old kid whom has no friends, is molested by his 80 year old grandma and seeks refuge from this world by making fun of people whom post messages on VIEW ASKEW message board. " : Except for the fact the small punk just turned 23 on April Fools day. : Now, at that age, one would wonder why he is so involved with Star Wars. I mean, taking it seriously and questioning the religious basis of certain plotlines. : Then, we dig into his history. Not too much to find but we see that last spring, our young, resident scrotum lived in Ft. Meade, Florida. Whilst there, he had a slight interest in antiques and golf and thought about becoming a Realtor. May 28th of last year found the young lad on vacation in Atlantic Beach, Florida where he used his free dial-up minutes to once again wreak havoc on the view askew board. Why he wasn't down at the beach or at a club, I'll never know. : Next, the wannabe bad-guy decided to move to Pennsylvania in the late fall for reasons known only to him. For a short time, he stayed with what could possibly be a relative named Barbara Murphy who just LOVES Trolley buns!! Also whilest there, I get the name David Archer with an email address of DArcher.rm@yahoo.com as well as an AOL email address of RainDogToo@AOL.com. : After this, the loser settled down in Philadelphia, close to Drexel Hill and became a member of the Holme Circle Fellowship which is a Calvary Chapel Fellowship. : Something odd that came up while researching was the name Chuck Hall, who works for Crowley Maritime Corporation. Now, I don't know if that's him or not but he's somehow connected. : Now, obviously, whether this info is right (which i'm 99% certain that at least 75% of it is correct) or not, he'll probably deny it. Just remember that we have your number and personally, I will not even blink twice before I take action. 8P : So, the moral of the story is: if he gets out of line, Let's email everyone he knows! 8*

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