Posted by Rnswithscissors at 12-223-211-192.client.insightbb.com on May 26, 2003 at 04:27:46:
In Reply to: All Things Being Equal POLLIsh kinda! posted by fluffy on May 26, 2003 at 04:02:55:
1> Bill and Ted 's Most Excellent adventure? Did you see it? Did you like it?
Yes, I did. Yes, I thought it was ...excellent 'makes air guitar finger strumming thingies'
2> Do you see any correlation between no1 and J&SBSB? How?
ummm I would guess that they...uhh..are...connected...because...of the connection and correlation...between, the ...er....people....and...ummmm OK, I don't know what the heck "no1" is...
3> Have you ever wanted to be a pilot, astronaut? Person who flies thing?
Got my pilot's license when I was 12, flew just a few times afterward and never piloted again.... but yes, I would LOVE to be an astronaut.
4>What's the best sexist or rascist joke you ever heard? What is it?
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One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said.
Adam looked at The Lord and said, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given me. What could the bad news possibly be?"
The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."
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5> I've seen people hit people for smoking cigarettes in public! What's the most
stunning act of aggression you've ever seen?
Given my previous line of work, I honestly cannot answer that.
6. Thai food or mexican..which do you choose? Why?
Mexican. 'cause I've never had thai.... hehehe
7. Televison and cars. Best or worst inventions ever?
Worst!! I wanna go back to the days when neither existed. That way, I could rob a bank without worrying about traffic lights...
8. Poetry.. Lovely or a waste of your time?
A question on View Askew
was one of only a few
The answer I pondered
but my brain wandered
and I had no friggin clue.
9> Do you consider yourself ORDINARY?
Wazzat word mean?
10>What's the most important thing you shall do TOday?
Take care of my loving beautiful wife, feed and water the cats and do some laundry. All equally important! :)
Thank you! have a great one! Remember..never eat anything bigger than your
head!