Posted by Path Evermore at dialup-65.56.208.226.dial1.raleigh1.level3.net on May 26, 2003 at 08:35:54:
In Reply to: ROFLMAO *nt* posted by Fourhundredandsixteenferrets on May 26, 2003 at 06:31:48:
Matrix
lex: tghis is your last chanc kal-el. take the blue pill and the dream ends and you wake up and belive what ever the writers say you belive. take the krypto... i mean green pill and i show you how far the bottle with the very very small city goes.
kal-el: i'll take the green pill
neo: my contract says i'm the only onw who can fly in the sequeal
X-men
jimmy olen: how do we know it's you?
Superman: your gay
jimmy: okey
Down with love
lois lane: i'm going to be interviewed by clck kent? lady's man man's man man about town?
perry white: are we thinkling of the same guy?