Posted by sharon stones pimp at cache-dk09.proxy.aol.com on May 26, 2003 at 18:32:07:
As his fancy ass was arriving home from a long day of work at the Advertising Agency i was waiting for him by the door with two brand new cans of potpourri. He closed the door and still did not see me, i came up from behind him and stretched my arm out in front of his face, the potpourri got in his eyes and he couldn't see. He fell down (i sprayed alot) without seeing me. I ran out of the apartment and hid down stairs for twenty minutes. Than i came up and pretended like i had no idea of what he was talking about. He was all like "There was a robber in our house, he sprayed me in the eyes, i couldnt see!" it was so fucking hilarious it's crazy. So now he claims the robber also stole some money from him. Anyways, he's gone now and my day was just made.