Ode to My Delivery Room Doctor

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Posted by Kiss It at adsl-209-76-203-97.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net on May 26, 2003 at 21:05:36:

In Reply to: Have you ever.... posted by Somtara on May 26, 2003 at 20:45:39:

I was in tight,
and would not budge.
37th hour in labor.
Things are looking bleak.

You decide
to assist and pull.
So you shove the salad tossers
where it makes the knees week.

The pulling begins,
And continues me foreward.
But what's this that he's nabbed?
IT'S MY DICK AND MY NADS!!!!

I'M 14 FUCKING FEET LONG,
AND I CASCADE OVER A THONG,
IT AIN'T WRONG,
THAT MY DONG,
SMOKES MY BONG,
JUST LIKE CHONG,
I DWARF THE DICK OF KING KONG...

So doctor I thank thee,
although I do need
some assistance to pee,
so my wang won't get dunked
in the bowl and get soaked.

~FIN~

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: I was in tight, : and would not budge. : 37th hour in labor. : Things are looking bleak. : You decide : to assist and pull. : So you shove the salad tossers : where it makes the knees week. : The pulling begins, : And continues me foreward. : But what's this that he's nabbed? : IT'S MY DICK AND MY NADS!!!! : I'M 14 FUCKING FEET LONG, : AND I CASCADE OVER A THONG, : IT AIN'T WRONG, : THAT MY DONG, : SMOKES MY BONG, : JUST LIKE CHONG, : I DWARF THE DICK OF KING KONG... : So doctor I thank thee, : although I do need : some assistance to pee, : so my wang won't get dunked : in the bowl and get soaked. : ~FIN~

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