Posted by shab at atlchai.atlchai.org on May 27, 2003 at 15:06:04:
dear friends and fellow kevin smith lovers:
Regardless of what you might have heard i want to clarrify this cult thing that me and my freind scott webb started.I am writing you all right now from a small house in the middle of postville iowa where in the middle of nowhere there is a small church where fans come from all over to worship not jesus but the buddy christ and the good lord known as kevin smith. we do however make a distinction between kevin smith and god.we feel that kevin smith is a devine being among us and god as great as she is lives in the heavens above us. In a dream the good lord in all her glory came to me and told me that kevin was an angel sent down from heaven. she also told me that Loki got his job back while Bartleby was damned to Wisconsin. do not view us as evil or idoliters for we dont worship certain golden calfs (aka Mooby). we feel that the new jersey cronicles are messages from god to teach us the values and virtues he wants us to live our daily lives by. to describe this cult we dress in shorts and long green overcoats while bearing a KS sign which is tatooed on our chest.do not view us as frieks for we are just as sane as you unenlightened ones. rituals include of watching kevin smith movies in marathons, wearing the clothes of the prophets, and talking the talk and walking the walk. if you wish to join us dont hesitate to contact me or seek my guidance you will be most welcome.may buddy christ and the almighty in all her glory bless you with the highest of blessings.
-ben and scott
p.s- all hail kevin