Posted by Hardly Clerkin at adsl-67-122-22-134.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net on May 27, 2003 at 16:04:36:
In Reply to: Nope! She does not exist!!! **nt* posted by fluffy on May 27, 2003 at 15:55:12:
: : 1. large tits. 38 DD at least
: : 2. knows how to make dinners of every type: Italian, Mexican, French & Indian.
: : 3. Always wants sex
: : 4. Loves wearing victoria's secret.
: : 5. about 5'9 120lbs.
: : 6. has a twin sister
: : 7. They both go out with me at the same time
: : 8. never wants to get married
: : 9. Owns the 49ers
: : 10. Doesn't mind if I gain about 80 lbs.
: : 11. Doesn't mind experimenting in the bedroom.
: : 12. Can never get pregnant.
: : 13. Never ages.
: : 14. Can Shapeshift into any woman on the planet but not ugly ones and she
: would have a full conceptual understanding of exactly what i want in a female.
: : 15. has a rotating tongue.
: : 16. doesn't grow hair anywhere other than her head.
: :
: : There ya go. Come on... there's gotta be at least one chick out there for me
: right???