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: : :Some of these are old cherries - but some are quite amusing: : : Unanswered questions: : : 1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? : ~~hahaha i was just there.....well my guess, you are uncomfortable enough....do you really need them there to stand there and watch you? : : 2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the : : core of the earth? : ~~the way this gov't is.....no. you dont even own the land...think about it...if you owned it, that would mean you can do whatever you wanted to it right? then why do you need permits and why are there zoning laws? because its really the gov't's piece of land. you dont own shit!! : : 3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? : ~~because our eyes open fully with that stupid look on our face. : : 4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bottom? : ~~very possible....but if your trying to attract the opposite sex....no. : : 5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is : : stand up and say, 'My name is John, and I am an alcoholic'? : ~~well....have you ever sucked dick for coke? : : 6. If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? : ~~or dog shit? : : 7. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? : ~~why not? : : 8. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? : ~~cause the freezer is so small. but there are lights in the side by side fridges. : : 9. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for : : centuries' have a 'use by' date? : ~~cause its not trickling anymore, ever see what stagnent water looks like? : : 10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast? : ~~well....some people like burnt toast. : : 11. Is French kissing in France just called kissing? : ~~no its freedom kissing : : 12. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll : : squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? : ~~i think his name was joe bob. i dont think he was really looking at it to drink......i think he had something else on his mind if you know what i mean. : : 13. What do people in China call their good plates? : ~~japan : : 14. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a : : coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? : ~~cause it wasnt in the script. plus then they wouldnt have a show. : : 15. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't : : point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? : ~~cause thats just vulgar. : : 16. Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're : : both dogs! : ~~can you prove it? i think the real question here is what is gonzo. : : 17. What do you call male ballerinas? : ~~ballerinos? : : 18. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?? : ~~ask a blind person. : : 19. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why : : couldn't he just buy dinner? : ~~well i didnt see a taco bell or mcdonalds all the way out there did you? : : 20. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'? : ~~cause he steals your money. : : 21. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? : ~~annoying. : : 22. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from : : vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? : ~~baby kittens. : : 23. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, : : is he still wrong? : ~~a man is always wrong!!! : : 24. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion : : stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet : : paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? : ~~cause you cant touch stars. : : 25. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? : ~~ask them. : : 26. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but : : call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your bottom? : ~~dude....hemmoroids hurt!!! : : 27. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at : : you but when you take him on a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? : ~~do you really like it when someone whos been smoking and drinking blow in your face? i didnt think so.

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