Mongolian Fucking

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: : :Some of these are old cherries - but some are quite amusing: : : Unanswered questions: : : 1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? : Cuz it's time to get psyched up... the doctor maybe in the zone to meet a hot chick! : : 2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? : I would bloody well hope so! : : 3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? : It's law... if u do you get taken down a peg or two! : : 4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bottom? : No way man ROCK ON! : : 5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is : : stand up and say, 'My name is John, and I am an alcoholic'? : Cuz all alkies are called John... Its a well known fact! Jesus you've lived a sheltered life! : : 6. If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? : Harry Dunn doesn't lie! : : 7. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? : Hmmm good one I'll see that the professors calulate why this is! : : 8. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? : Cuz DEMZ THE RULES : : 9. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for : : centuries' have a 'use by' date? : Cuz everything dies in bottles eventually even erm water! : : 10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast? : Cuz some people like to burn things! : : 11. Is French kissing in France just called kissing? : Nope infact it's called MONGOLIAN FUCKING in FRANCE : : 12. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll : : squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? : Tom Green's great great great great great great great great great great grand daddy did!!! : : 13. What do people in China call their good plates? : Steve? : : 14. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a : : coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? : Cause thats tricky fucking shit right there son! : : 15. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? : Cuz its just not Cricket! : : 16. Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! : Dominatrix... ask that Wachowski Brother all about it! : : 17. What do you call male ballerinas? : Chicken legged girly boyz? : : 18. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?? : Yeah... but its very black! : : 19. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why : : couldn't he just buy dinner? : That not the point he wanted the Roadrunner! Until he won when Peter Griffin run him over...classic! : : 20. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'? : Because Mr. Sven Broker invented the term : : 21. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? : Testicles : : 22. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from : : vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? : Dead babies from L.A and Aztec rituals : : 23. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong? : Lord yes : : 24. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion : : stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? : Cuz look up theres loads of the bastards!! oooo hang on a "DONT PUSH" button.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh : : 25. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? : Thats how they'll learn! : : 26. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your bottom? : Cuz its on its way out baby!.... I really dont no! : : 27. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? : Yeah that is weird... maybe its ur breath?

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