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: : :Some of these are old cherries - but some are quite amusing: : : Unanswered questions: : : 1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? : To make sure the camera is filming it right. : : 2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? : As long as there are no power lines beneath it. : : 3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? : I couldn't tell you. I don't wear mascara. : : 4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bottom? : Uh, yeah? : : 5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is : : stand up and say, 'My name is John, and I am an alcoholic'? : Because what is said in the room tends to stay in the room. : : 6. If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? : It might as well be. : : 7. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? : I call them stairs when they're outside... : : 8. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? : There's a light in my freezer... : : 9. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for : : centuries' have a 'use by' date? : Probably so you'll buy more water. : : 10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast? : Because that's the way I like it. : : 11. Is French kissing in France just called kissing? : It's FREEDOM kissing... (I think ppl that use that term seriously are ignorant.) : : 12. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll : : squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? : Your Mom. : : : 13. What do people in China call their good plates? : I wouldn't know. It's a communist state in which the United States does much business with. : : 14. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a : : coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? : Why didn't the skipper just eat Gilligan? : : 15. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't : : point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? : Because it makes sense. : : 16. Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! : Yeah, but Goofy can talk. : : 17. What do you call male ballerinas?\ : Ballerinos. : : 18. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?? : Now that's just a stupid question. : : 19. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why : : couldn't he just buy dinner? : Because it's more fun making things more complicated than necessary. : : 20. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'? : Have you heard of a little year called 1929? : : 21. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? : Taxing. : : 22. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from : : vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? : Baby seals. : : 23. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, : : is he still wrong? : Yes. Yes he is. : : 24. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion : : stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet : : paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? : I don't know. At my school, the wet paint sign stays up for days. Besides, if you touch it to make sure, then you can make a mess with fingerprints. : : 25. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? : Yes, I'm sure they do. : : 26. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but : : call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your bottom? : Leave it to science. : : 27. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at : : you but when you take him on a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? : I don't blow in a dogs face.

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