Posted by ---[Randal]--- at cache2-nrth.server.ntli.net on May 27, 2003 at 18:07:40:
In Reply to: Questions I just have to have answered posted by Eyesonly on May 27, 2003 at 17:01:45:
: :Some of these are old cherries - but some are quite amusing:
: Unanswered questions:
: 1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?:
I dont hav a gynocologist
: 2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the
: core of the earth?:
No, Coz the mole people own that
: 3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?:
How else are they gonna eat it? Ohhhh.....
: 4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bottom?:
Nope, its Impossible
: 5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is
: stand up and say, 'My name is John, and I am an alcoholic'?:
Because everyone is so drunk they forget
: 6. If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?:
Why Not
: 7. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?:
Does that mean its called a Stepmaster when your outside?
: 8. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?:
Coz it will melt the ice, duh...
: 9. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
: centuries' have a 'use by' date?:
A helpful guide as to when to drink it by
: 10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast?:
For Bored Children
: 11. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?:
No its called "L'Amour Francais"
: 12. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
: squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?:
The Cows Baby
: 13. What do people in China call their good plates?:
Mine
: 14. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
: coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?:
Coz the series would end
: 15. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
: point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?:
I do...
: 16. Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
: both dogs!:
Because goofy is a horndog
: 17. What do you call male ballerinas?:
Anything you want, theyre notreally gonna beat you up now are they?
: 18. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??:
Yeah, but they can only hear stuff
: 19. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
: couldn't he just buy dinner?:
Because he wanted the Roadrunner...
: 20. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?:
Coz thats what he does
: 21. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?:
Hard
: 22. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
: vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?:
Small rabbits
: 23. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him,
: is he still wrong?:
Only if hes talking shit
: 24. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion
: stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet
: paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?:
Because he could be lying, as to steal your spot! Damn buskers
: 25. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?:
Yeah
: 26. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
: call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your bottom?:
Coz it Hurts
: 27. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
: you but when you take him on a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?:
Its self mutilation, not someone else blowing in his face