Re: Questions I just have to have answered

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: : :Some of these are old cherries - but some are quite amusing: : : Unanswered questions: : : 1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? : Standard Procedure : : 2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the : : core of the earth? : Dunno, never thought about it. : : 3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? : LMAO....never realized I did that until now. : : 4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bottom? : aahh...yah... : : 5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is : : stand up and say, 'My name is John, and I am an alcoholic'? : again, standard procedure : : 6. If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? : Watch Dumb and Dumber did ya??? : : 7. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? : because most stair treds are higher outside than inside. : : 8. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? : Lightbulb would burst due to the temp : : 9. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for : : centuries' have a 'use by' date? : because, it is still processed : : 10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast? : because you need a darker setting for bagels : : 11. Is French kissing in France just called kissing? : Dunno, never been there : : 12. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll : : squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? : Old McDonald I presume : : 13. What do people in China call their good plates? : because they are expensive and fragile : : 14. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a : : coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? : exactally : : 15. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't : : point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? : Socially unacceptable : : 16. Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're : : both dogs! : Goofy is educated : : 17. What do you call male ballerinas? : dancers : : 18. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?? : yes, on both accounts : : 19. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why : : couldn't he just buy dinner? : The thrill of the catch, animal instincts : : 20. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'? : that is what websters dictionary describes it as : : 21. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? : stressful : : 22. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from : : vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? : don't have a bottle of baby oil infront of me to tell you it's contents, but they call it baby oil because it is gentle on the skin : : 23. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, : : is he still wrong? : yup : : 24. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion : : stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet : : paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? : curiosity : : 25. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? : yup : : 26. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but : : call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your bottom? : dunno : : 27. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at : : you but when you take him on a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? : yup

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