Posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King at ppp-0-155.leic-a-1.access.uk.tiscali.com on May 23, 2003 at 17:55:56:
In Reply to: Make-A-Band poll posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King on May 23, 2003 at 17:32:16:
: 1. What would your style be? Soul/funk
: 2. Who would your line up be? Ray Charles (piano), James Brown (lead signer), Eric Clapton (guitar), Jimmy Hendrix (guitar), Ringo Starr (drums), me (clapping the front of the stage, boneless leg jig, tea making)
: 3. Where would you like to perform? Wembley Stadium
: 4. What would your name be? Yellow Jam Hat
: 5. What would your first album be called? Funky Meat Experiment
: 6. What was your second album be called? Imagine There's No Lennon
: 7. Everyone has a difficult third album. Why was yours difficult?
Ringo kept nicking Ray's shades
: 8. Give yourself three big scandals? Ringo scores acid again, Hendrix resurrected and Jarvis Cocker gets shoved off a stage.
: 9. Every band needs a feud/ celeb/ politician to badmouth. Which would you badmouth? Liam Gallagher, Jarvis Cocker and of course Fred Durst.
: 10. Why did your ficitonal band split up? Clapton would do ANOTHER elaborate guitar solo, Ringo would leave to narrate Thomas The Tank Engine again and of course Jimmy Hendrix would start to smell after a while. And I'd make tea for another band.