Posted by the Wizard of Ahhhhs at cache-mtc-ag05.proxy.aol.com on May 23, 2003 at 20:10:44:
In Reply to: Make-A-Band poll posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King on May 23, 2003 at 17:32:16:
: 1. What would your style be?
Bad ass Metal/Jug Band
: 2. Who would your line up be?
David Lee Roth on Vocals, Neil Peart on Drums, Les Claypool on Bass, Dimebag Darrell on lead guitar, Warren Haynes on slide guitar, and me on the fiddle/jug.
: 3. Where would you like to perform?
I'd give a week's worth of free concerts in Central park...the police would love that, then a University tour.
: 4. What would your name be?
American Standard - It's already written in almost every bathroom across the country- on the toilets!
: 5. What would your first album be called?
Plebe
: 6. What was your second album be called?
Songs in the key of Stryfe
: 7. Everyone has a difficult third album. Why was yours difficult?
Feuding between me and Roth's hairdo...
: 8. Give yourself three big scandals? Roth continuosly turned down by young college co-eds, then goes crazy (or crazier), band's tour bus crashes into the gates at Neverland ranch, and Band arrested on stage for indecent exposure when Warren Haynes takes shirt off...
: 9. Every band needs a feud/ celeb/ politician to badmouth. Which would you badmouth?
Nixon- he's dead. He can't fight back!
: 10. Why did your ficitonal band split up?
We wanted to see what our "Behind the Music" would be like...