Posted by Fly at www-cache.spicers.net on May 29, 2003 at 05:12:08:
In Reply to: Eclectic personal poll posted by Rnswithscissors on May 29, 2003 at 04:49:50:
: 1. Second-hand cigarette smoke is harmful... Thoughts?
never piss up a twisted tree!!
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: 2. Which race has the ugliest women?
africans
: 3. Best type of pet...
: cat!
: 4. If you could have only one condiment for the rest of eternity, which would you choose?
paneer
: 5. Of these, which is most important to you?
: Sex yes
: Money yes
: Friends yes
: 6. Of these, you most fear...
: A condom breaking while having sex no
: Walking out of the bathroom with a wet spot on your pants no
: Causing a traffic accident no
: 7. Sheets of toilet paper should come...
: Over the roll
: Under the roll under!!
: 8. Which is worse?
: Being constipated both
: Having diarrhea both
: 9. Given only these choices, which would you choose?
: The relief of taking a piss after holding it for a long time
: The relief of orgasm after not getting laid for a long time
: 10. Best James Bond Actor...
: Sean Connery without a doubt!!
: George Lazenby
: Roger Moore
: Timothy Dalton
: Pierce Brosnan
: 11. Favorite James Bond Movie... none!!:
: 12. Do you own a gun? no
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: 13. Which do you prefer?
: Microsoft's X-Box yes
: Nintendo's game systems
: Sony's Playstation
: Atari 2600
: Other game system
: Don't play console games
: 14. Fajitas...
: With chicken
: With beef
: Half and half
: Some horrible vegetarian incarnation yes!!
: I'm crazy and don't like fajitas
: 15. Who is smartest?
: Curious George actually!!
: George W. Bush
: George of the Jungle he!!
: 16. How often do you masturbate? when my wrist feels better!!
: 16b. Do you use toys?
: 17. What is your favorite movie genre? anything
: 18. Which is your favorite type of adult movie?
: Soft core (Showtime, Cinemax, Red Shoe Diaries, etc...)
: Hard core (XXX Video, full penetration, facial cum shots, etc...)
: 19. The best sex would be...
: One-time and anonymous
: With the same person for the rest of your life yep!!
: Once in a while with someone that you consider a friend
: 20. Oral sex?
: Give yep!
: Receive
: Both
: Neither
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: 21. If the U.S. government could profit from marijuana, would it be legal? what kind of dumbass q is that!!! of course it would!!
: 22. Which is the worse drug for society to promote?
: Marijuana
: Prozac this one!!
: 23. The quality of sex for you is determined by...
: How the other person made you feel
: How you made the other person feel this one!!
: 24. Which is most honorable?
: Sex for procreation
: Sex for recreation this one
: Sex for occupation
: 25. Have you ever been in the heat of passion, about to have sex with someone and noticed that their underwear had skidmarks? no!! don't do underwear!!;-)