I don't know if Jesus could make a poll longer....

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: Than this! Still cool though. You fucks better read all of my answers too. : : : 1. Second-hand cigarette smoke is harmful... Thoughts? : You bet your ass it is. Even if it didn't fuck with your health, it makes you smell like shit. We're not the ones choosing to smell like shit, the smokers are. : : : : 2. Which race has the ugliest women? : ...What a terrible question. Good lord I smell a lynching. : : 3. Best type of pet... : I'm all about cats, especially when they're young. Mine does nothing but slep all the time now, she's such a burnout. Ferrets are cool too. : : 4. If you could have only one condiment for the rest of eternity, which would you choose? : Has to be ketchup. Its the only one I use anyway, and I must have it to eat certain things. : : 5. Of these, which is most important to you? : : Sex : : Money : : Friends : Friends who will pay me for sex. : : 6. Of these, you most fear... : : A condom breaking while having sex : : Walking out of the bathroom with a wet spot on your pants : : Causing a traffic accident : The condom breaking because I caused a traffic accident while walking out of the bathroom. : : 7. Sheets of toilet paper should come... : : Over the roll : : Under the roll : Over. Under pisses me off to no end. : : 8. Which is worse? : : Being constipated : : Having diarrhea : Never been constipated, but my friend Anthony gets constipated like 3 times a month. He never drinks water, so while he's constipated he's just downign water, hoping it'll make it better. He seems to be in a lot of pain, so I'd have to say that one. : : 9. Given only these choices, which would you choose? : : The relief of taking a piss after holding it for a long time : : The relief of orgasm after not getting laid for a long time : The orgasm of course. : : 10. Best James Bond Actor... : : Sean Connery : : George Lazenby : : Roger Moore : : Timothy Dalton : : Pierce Brosnan : The Connery man. : : 11. Favorite James Bond Movie... : Goldfinger, : : : 12. Do you own a gun? : Nope, I own the original gun though... A bow and arrow! : : : : 13. Which do you prefer? : : Microsoft's X-Box : : Nintendo's game systems : : Sony's Playstation : : Atari 2600 : : Other game system : : Don't play console games : PS2, it has everyting. You don't want to get me started on video games though, I'll never stop. : : 14. Fajitas... : : With chicken : : With beef : : Half and half : : Some horrible vegetarian incarnation : : I'm crazy and don't like fajitas : I'm crazy and don't like fajitas... jackass. : : 15. Who is smartest? : : Curious George : : George W. Bush : : George of the Jungle : The monkey. : : 16. How often do you masturbate? : Depends on how often I'm getting sex. If my girl is away at school, maybe every other day. If shes here to give me the good lovin, probably once a week. : : 16b. Do you use toys? : ...I'm a guy... I realize they make like "Pocket Pussies" and stuff, but... no, no I don't use toys. : : 17. What is your favorite movie genre? : Nothin beats a good comedy. : : 18. Which is your favorite type of adult movie? : : Soft core (Showtime, Cinemax, Red Shoe Diaries, etc...) : : Hard core (XXX Video, full penetration, facial cum shots, etc...) : Hard core, if you're gonna do porn, might as well do it right. : : 19. The best sex would be... : : One-time and anonymous : : With the same person for the rest of your life : : Once in a while with someone that you consider a friend : Someone you love, for the rest of your life. : : 20. Oral sex? : : Give : : Receive : : Both : : Neither : Both. Can't have one without the other. : : : : 21. If the U.S. government could profit from marijuana, would it be legal? : ... Probably. : : 22. Which is the worse drug for society to promote? : : Marijuana : : Prozac : MJ. : : 23. The quality of sex for you is determined by... : : How the other person made you feel : : How you made the other person feel : How my partner feels. : : 24. Which is most honorable? : : Sex for procreation : : Sex for recreation : : Sex for occupation : Honorable? I suppose procreation only... but where the fun in that? : : 25. Have you ever been in the heat of passion, about to have sex with someone and noticed that their underwear had skidmarks? : ......Good god no! Holy hell, that is disgusting! But, my friend said he saw this hot girl named Sophie's panties in a hamper, and they had the marks. For the next two years we called her "Sophie Skidmarks" behind her back. Oh, the cruelty of kids.

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