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: : : Maybe just a painfill hug. : : : : 1. Second-hand cigarette smoke is harmful... Thoughts? : : : Say there was some person intent on hurling viles of acid on himself. You wouldn't : : let said person stand in a crouded group and engage in this activity, would you? : : : : : : : : 2. Which race has the ugliest women? : : : What are you, an idiot? What ever the hell Admiral Ackbar was. : : : : 3. Best type of pet... : : : : Monkey, big suprise, huh? : : : : 4. If you could have only one condiment for the rest of eternity, which would you : : choose? : : : salsa : : : : 5. Of these, which is most important to you? : : : : Sex : : : : Money : : : : Friends : : : If only I could have sex with my friends on a pile of money, eh? : : : : 6. Of these, you most fear... : : : : A condom breaking while having sex : : : : Walking out of the bathroom with a wet spot on your pants : : : : Causing a traffic accident : : : *goldenrod spits on this question* : : : : 7. Sheets of toilet paper should come... : : : : Over the roll : : : : Under the roll : : : Over looks better. However, if you have a small person woth a low IQ, eg a toddler : : or a monkey, Under is far less appealing to unravel all over the room. : : : : 8. Which is worse? : : : : Being constipated : : : : Having diarrhea : : : You should just learn to appreciate these things in there own special ways. : : : : 9. Given only these choices, which would you choose? : : : : The relief of taking a piss after holding it for a long time : : : : The relief of orgasm after not getting laid for a long time : : : Now, if I pick "B", do I not get to piss again? : : : : 10. Best James Bond Actor... : : : : X Sean Connery : : : : George Lazenby : : : : Roger Moore : : : : Timothy Dalton : : : : Pierce Brosnan : : : *goldenrod spits on this question as well, but notice how, in his devine tollerance, : : he has answered it anyway.* : : : : 11. Favorite James Bond Movie... : : : : Goldfinger (most original) and From Russia With Love (most realistically thrilling) : : : : 12. Do you own a gun? : : : no : : : : : : : : 13. Which do you prefer? : : : : X Microsoft's X-Box : : : : Nintendo's game systems : : : : Sony's Playstation : : : : Atari 2600 : : : : Other game system : : : : X Don't play console games : : : I don't play console games, but I choose X-Box, because when the great Gates : : marches across the world leaving only a path of burning rubble and : : incomprehensibe error messages, I know which side I want to be on. : : : : 14. Fajitas... : : : : With chicken : : : : With beef : : : : Half and half : : : : Some horrible vegetarian incarnation : : : : I'm crazy and don't like fajitas : : : I... I cant decide! Chicken, NO, beef no Chicken!... DAMN YOU! : : : : 15. Who is smartest? : : : : X Curious George : : : : George W. Bush : : : : George of the Jungle : : : Dubya doesn't even know he's a monkey, GotJ only wants to be a monkey. While : : CG knows he's a monkey and utilizes all of his monkeyly skills. : : : : 16. How often do you masturbate? : : : Just a second, I'm almost done... : : : : 16b. Do you use toys? : : : I have a Mr. Potato head on my desk as we speak. I use him to hold my Smarties. : : : : 17. What is your favorite movie genre? : : : this question is below you. To keep from being like everone else, who will no : : doubt state a shitload of them I'm just going to say porn. : : : : 18. Which is your favorite type of adult movie? : : : WOW, WHAT A COINCIDANCE : : : : Soft core (Showtime, Cinemax, Red Shoe Diaries, etc...) : : : : X Hard core (XXX Video, full penetration, facial cum shots, etc...) : : : At least they are honest with themselves : : : : 19. The best sex would be... : : : : One-time and anonymous : : : : With the same person for the rest of your life : : : : Once in a while with someone that you consider a friend : : : That's it?! These are my options?! : : : : 20. Oral sex? : : : : Give : : : : Receive : : : : Both : : : : Neither : : : Do unto others : : : : : : : : 21. If the U.S. government could profit from marijuana, would it be legal? : : : No, they're to busy making a profit off of war. : : : : 22. Which is the worse drug for society to promote? : : : : Marijuana : : : : X Prozac : : : Once again, at least Pot is honest with itself : : : : 23. The quality of sex for you is determined by... : : : : How the other person made you feel : : : : X How you made the other person feel : : : I would have to say B, beause you're a dick who's making me choose. : : : : 24. Which is most honorable? : : : : Sex for procreation : : : : Sex for recreation : : : : Sex for occupation : : : D)! sex with a ninja! They are the most honourable of all : : : : 25. Have you ever been in the heat of passion, about to have sex with someone : : and noticed that their underwear had skidmarks? : : : Oh Shit! That was you!?

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