Re: Eclectic personal poll

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: : 1. Second-hand cigarette smoke is harmful... Thoughts? : I don't know. My teacher gave us this story about a friend of his's wife who died of : cancer from second-hand smoke because her husband smoked. : : : : 2. Which race has the ugliest women? : British. Worst personalities, too. : : 3. Best type of pet... : : Cats. Not dogs, cats. : : 4. If you could have only one condiment for the rest of eternity, which would you : choose? : Vinegar : : 5. Of these, which is most important to you? : : Sex : : Money : : Friends : A toss between sex and money. Combine the two together... : : 6. Of these, you most fear... : : A condom breaking while having sex : The humility of it. No-one will make fun of you causing a traffic accident, which is : why they call it 'accident' : : 7. Sheets of toilet paper should come... : : Over the roll : This is what I'm most used to. : : 8. Which is worse? : : Being constipated : It's bad for you, while diaria has a pleasant running feel to it. : : 9. Given only these choices, which would you choose? : : The relief of orgasm after not getting laid for a long time : There is no fear of coming all over yourself while holding in a piss for a longtime : does. Increased chance of colon cancer, too. : : 10. Best James Bond Actor... : : Sean Connery : The first one's are always the best. Look at the Batman series. Michael Keaton is : the best Batman. : : 11. Favorite James Bond Movie... : Dr. No. Like I said, the first ones are always the best. Look the Batman series. : : 12. Do you own a gun? : No. I have a switchblade!........Which isn't quite a gun. : : 13. Which do you prefer? : : Sony's Playstation : You know it makes sense. : : 14. Fajitas... : : With beef . Can't eat just one. : : 15. Who is smartest? : : Curious George : : George W. Bush : : George of the Jungle : None. Their I.Q matches the money they make x 0. : : 16. How often do you masturbate? : Once or twice per day. : : 16b. Do you use toys? : Comics toys on display, yah. : : 17. What is your favorite movie genre? : Action! Just like everybody else. Do you think people want....um.....peace? : um......freedom? Ha! Maybe even a good government! Ha, ha! We want blood! And : guts! And entertainment! : : 18. Which is your favorite type of adult movie? : : Soft core (Showtime, Cinemax, Red Shoe Diaries, etc...) : Even though they suck, too. : : 19. The best sex would be... : : Once in a while with someone that you consider a friend : Not when I'm married, of course. : : 20. Oral sex? : : Both : Some people say it's better to give than recieve. To me, they're the same. : : 21. If the U.S. government could profit from marijuana, would it be legal? : Of course it would! The government doesn't give a damn about the people. : : 22. Which is the worse drug for society to promote? : : Prozac : More midissinal cases : : 23. The quality of sex for you is determined by... : : How the other person made you feel : : How you made the other person feel : Both. Same reason for oral sex. : : 24. Which is most honorable? : : Sex for procreation : Because I don't know what it means. : : 25. Have you ever been in the heat of passion, about to have sex with someone : and noticed that their underwear had skidmarks? : No. And I hope I never will.

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