Re: Eclectic personal poll

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: : 1. Second-hand cigarette smoke is harmful... Thoughts? : I hate cigarette smoke, and as an asthmatic I hate being around it, but statistics do NOT show a link between that and cancer. And with this NYC banning this pseudo-science crap has gotten completely out of control : : : : 2. Which race has the ugliest women? : The Craftsman truck series.. take your pick. Not exactly a chick magnet : : 3. Best type of pet... : Putty-tats at least the one I have. Other than him, Mutts are the best pets : : : 4. If you could have only one condiment for the rest of eternity, which would you choose? PEPPER baby, Pepper!! : : 5. Of these, which is most important to you? : : Friends : : 6. Of these, you most fear... : : Causing a traffic accident : : 7. Sheets of toilet paper should come... : : Over the roll * : : Under the roll : Who friggin cares? : : 8. Which is worse? : : Being constipated : -> Having diarrhea : : 9. Given only these choices, which would you choose? : : The relief of taking a piss after holding it for a long time : -> The relief of orgasm after not getting laid for a long time : : 10. the ONLY James Bond Actor... : ---> Sean Connery : : George Lazenby : : Roger Moore : : Timothy Dalton : : Pierce Brosnan : The rest were crap : : 11. Favorite James Bond Movie... : From Russia with Love : : 12. Do you own a gun? : nope : : : : 13. Which do you prefer? : : Microsoft's X-Box : : Nintendo's game systems : : Sony's Playstation : : Atari 2600 : : Other game system : --> Don't play console games : : 14. Fajitas... : --> With chicken : : With beef : : Half and half : : Some horrible vegetarian incarnation : : I'm crazy and don't like fajitas : : 15. Who is smartest? : : Curious George : : George W. Bush : : George of the Jungle : Unlike all of the other Rhodes scholars who have answered this question, since I haven't graduated from Yale and earned an MBA from Harvard I'll have to go with W on this one. But you guys keep right on underestimating him, thinking the man's dumber than dirt. It'll make the thrashing the Dems take in the 2004 election that much sweeter : : : 16. How often do you masturbate? once a week at least : : 16b. Do you use toys? hell no : : : 17. What is your favorite movie genre? : courtroom drama : : 18. Which is your favorite type of adult movie? : : Soft core (Showtime, Cinemax, Red Shoe Diaries, etc...) : --> Hard core (XXX Video, full penetration, facial cum shots, etc...) : : 19. The best sex would be... : : One-time and anonymous : --> With the same person for the rest of your life : : Once in a while with someone that you consider a friend : : 20. Oral sex? : : Give : : Receive : --> Both : : Neither : : : : 21. If the U.S. government could profit from marijuana, would it be legal? : Nope. I wish they would make it legal and tax the crap out of it a la tobacco. Bigger tax cuts baby! But then O'Reilly would probably bust a vein he'd be freaking out so much. : : 22. Which is the worse drug for society to promote? : --> Marijuana : : Prozac : The answers to this question are funny considering the responses to 2nd hand smoke. The weed only because of the smoke. : : 23. The quality of sex for you is determined by... : : How the other person made you feel : -> How you made the other person feel : : 24. Which is most honorable? : : Sex for procreation : --> Sex for recreation : : Sex for occupation : : 25. Have you ever been in the heat of passion, about to have sex with someone and noticed that their underwear had skidmarks? : nope

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