Re: Eclectic personal poll

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: : 1. Second-hand cigarette smoke is harmful... Thoughts? : Yeah it's harmful. But being around it one time isn't going to kill you, so don't get all in my face when I'm smoking a cigerette. : : : 2. Which race has the ugliest women? : I don't know, but scientifically, Middle Eastern women are the prettiest. Why? According to the bible, that's where life began. Us who live in America and elsewhere have so much crap in us it's not even funny. : : 3. Best type of pet... : Cats :) I own 6 of them ^_^ : : : 4. If you could have only one condiment for the rest of eternity, which would you choose? : I don't really like condiments. They spoil the real taste of the food. If I had to pick one, teriyaki sauce. I got a bottle of it that I put on EVERYTHING. : : 5. Of these, which is most important to you? : : Sex : : Money : : Friends : Sex comes and go. You do it once to experience it, then after the next few times, it seems to become like a chore. Money can keep you happy for some time. But friends. Definetly the most important to me. people you can grow up with. People you can be with for the rest of your days. : : 6. Of these, you most fear... : : A condom breaking while having sex : : Walking out of the bathroom with a wet spot on your pants : : Causing a traffic accident : A condom breaking of course! For car accidents, you got insurance. Walking out of the bathroom with a wet spot won't happen if your careful (and sober). But if that condom breaks, you are in a world of trouble. : : 7. Sheets of toilet paper should come... : : Over the roll : : Under the roll : What? : : 8. Which is worse? : : Being constipated : : Having diarrhea : I've never been constipated before. So I can't fully answer this question :P Diarrea sucks, but at least your moving, ya know what I'ms aying :P : : 9. Given only these choices, which would you choose? : : The relief of taking a piss after holding it for a long time : : The relief of orgasm after not getting laid for a long time : A piss. It feels SOOOOOOO good to empty your bladder, and then walking around with that great feeling. : : 10. Best James Bond Actor... : : Sean Connery : : George Lazenby : : Roger Moore : : Timothy Dalton : : Pierce Brosnan : Sean Connery of course!! The only man alive to be knighted for being sexy. This man is James Bond. : : 11. Favorite James Bond Movie... : Thunderball!!!! : : : 12. Do you own a gun? : Two, actually. A Taurus PT92, which is just like a Beretta, except the main difference is a frame mounted safety which is easier to access. In .40 caliber : And a Jericho .941, also in .40 caliber. The reason I get my guns in .40 is because the police clip can hold 12 .40 caliber bullets, while the civilian is limted to 10. But the police 9mm clip can hold 15, which is 5 more bullets then I could get. : : : : 13. Which do you prefer? : : Microsoft's X-Box : : Nintendo's game systems : : Sony's Playstation : : Atari 2600 : : Other game system : : Don't play console games : Nintendo games systesm all the way. Grew up with that shit. : : 14. Fajitas... : : With chicken : : With beef : : Half and half : : Some horrible vegetarian incarnation : : I'm crazy and don't like fajitas : STEAK!!!! : : 15. Who is smartest? : : Curious George : : George W. Bush : : George of the Jungle : George W. Bush. YOu guys should stop watching SNL. he really is smarter then they depict. : : 16. How often do you masturbate? : Once in a while. I can usually go a week or two without it. : : 16b. Do you use toys? : Nope. : : 17. What is your favorite movie genre? : Hong Kong action flicks. Fucking Hard Boiled is the shit!!! Also, I love comedies, especially the few done by a Smith :P : : 18. Which is your favorite type of adult movie? : : Soft core (Showtime, Cinemax, Red Shoe Diaries, etc...) : : Hard core (XXX Video, full penetration, facial cum shots, etc...) : I don't condone porn in anyway. : : 19. The best sex would be... : : One-time and anonymous : : With the same person for the rest of your life : : Once in a while with someone that you consider a friend : The second option. Even though I fucked that up myself ^_^; : : 20. Oral sex? : : Give : : Receive : : Both : : Neither : Both. You do me, I'll do you. Fair game, baby. : : : : 21. If the U.S. government could profit from marijuana, would it be legal? : I don't care. Don't do the stuff. But if they started putting all those fucking taxes on them like they do cigerettes, that ain't right. : : 22. Which is the worse drug for society to promote? : : Marijuana : : Prozac : Both. YOu shouldn't need any fomr of drugs to function in society. Just be yourself. : : 23. The quality of sex for you is determined by... : : How the other person made you feel : : How you made the other person feel : Whats up with all the sex questions, you horny bastard? :P : Both. If I don't feel good, that sucks. If she don't feel good, then I'm not doing something right. : : 24. Which is most honorable? : : Sex for procreation : : Sex for recreation : : Sex for occupation : Sex for procreation, of course. I mean, that's what it's fucking there for!! : : 25. Have you ever been in the heat of passion, about to have sex with someone and noticed that their underwear had skidmarks? : ........No...

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